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three ring blender

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!
by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022
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Ring Burster

Haway Gary man ya ring burster, hurry the fuck up.
by Flashback2006 February 2, 2023
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Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.
by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023
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Ring Knocker

A derogatory term for a Black Freemason. A "Ring Knocker" wears their gaudy Freemason ring, which is akin to a High School football championship ring, wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, and in unison, they knock their rings on the table to come in agreement with their Freemason beliefs. They are entitled douchebags who are in a half-assed cult and/or society group. Black Freemasons are on the lower rung of factions in the trade unions and other workgroup factions.
Nick: Hey Bill, I saw a group of six black guys at an Irish pub. They were all wearing suits and ties and had big rings. I tried to converse with them, but they were very uppity and talked about how knowledge is key. They kept knocking their rings on the table.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.
by Studs Lonigan III September 3, 2023
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loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.
Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!
by Telephony2 October 14, 2023
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Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.
"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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Mint the ring

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.
To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.
by RingMinter November 17, 2012
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