Homeschool Retarded 

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

Homeschool Retarded by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009

completely retarded 

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans

"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."

completely retarded by |QBA| September 17, 2005

get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.

Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!

get retarded by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003

Ricky Retarded 

A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.

"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."

Ricky Retarded by Donnyderp July 21, 2019

Legit Retarded 

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

Legit Retarded by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

Socially retarded 

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

Socially retarded by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

Wicked Retarded 

The way out-ah-townahs say wicked retahded. Used by people who try to sound like theyah from Boston, but really aren't

Out-ah-townah: that ump's call was wicked retarded

Me: Yoah from fahking Pennsylvanier, why the fahk ah you sayin that? It's pronounced wicked retahded

Wicked Retarded by Bahstonian January 21, 2011