Puss-lay-bean

A big puss with a large clit

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean

by Ilovemom_226 May 7, 2022

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

baby deener glamour puss

Young genius scallywag lite footed man

Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!

by Didrah November 17, 2020

Puss

I love puss

I need Puss from a girl

by Namario November 8, 2023

puss mush

Puss mush is the warm goo that coats the balls after u rail a random scuntbird and get infested with Zerpies

I got puss mush, after I railed hot Carl and my balls were soaked With goo eww!

by ZerbNations January 19, 2018

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017