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slobb-r-pumpkined

a state of krunk up speech and action after you get really tweeked
he was so slobb-r-pumpkined after the he smoked that bolo.
by peeps February 12, 2004
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Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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Pumpkin Belly

A Pumpkin Belly is a fat ass beast, who stays on the internet all the time, and has no life. The Pumpkin Belly's can often be found online. Pumpkin Bellys are the fatest beasts around.
Holy shit look at that dumb Pumpkin Belly on the internet!
by Bob November 11, 2004
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Pumpkinbagger

1)Noun: A person who is attracted to one of the same sex; a fag, homo.

2)Verb: Pumpkinbagging, The act of anal sex.
That guy wearing the hot pink shorts is a total pumpkinbagger!

Tod likes to recieve a rough pumpkinbagging from his boyfriend Sylvester every night.
by Robert Allison January 28, 2007
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Pumpkin

Giving cunniligus while she takes a shit!
The delicate balance of giving a woman oral sex while she is taking a shit is a pumpkin.
by J4CE January 17, 2017
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Pumpkin

My boyfriend.
The Greatest guy alive.
The guy you all wish you had.
"I LOVE MY PUMPKIN FOREVER!"
by Flowerx0xxx October 24, 2008
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Pumpkin Escobar

A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:

1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.

Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:

1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."

"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
by Pumpkin Kicker October 28, 2008
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