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Pumpkin

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.
by AMTNate September 12, 2018
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Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president
Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist
by baller ass productions June 6, 2018
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smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016
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pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.
Yesterday he pumpkined the library
by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024
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Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season
Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night
by Donkehlover October 17, 2016
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Pumpkin

to say this word you need to have the vege pass to get the vege pass you have to go to your local sped and ask for it if they reply with yes then your in luck DISCLAIMER (vege pass may be limited depending on supplyer)
by ur a bot February 17, 2021
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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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