pseudo-intellectual

Redditors.

"Everyone on Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual"

by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

Pseudo-Intellectual

People who pretend to be experts in a field they know nothing about, AKA a Redditor.

"All Redditors and pseudo-intellectuals."

by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

pseudobeaner

A beaner that wasn't born/raised in a beaner country

Yo, that guy's skin is brown. He must be a beaner
Nah, he's a pseudobeaner

by treecoffee August 26, 2023

Pseudo

An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.

A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

pseudocide

Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.

Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023

Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024