putty shuffaler

Scottish Dialect for someone who is slow, retarded.

"don't gie him that hammer he's a putty shuffaler"

by dictaroniiii June 5, 2014

putting on slippers

Sleeping with a grandmother

I pulled at the bingo and took a grandma home. It was like putting on slippers

by MOTD March 19, 2015

putthole

Refers to one of the holes in a golf course.

"Alright! Good shot! Lets go to the next putthole"

by wiru_the_mangaka May 4, 2016

pnutt

Used as a nickname for little kids

Hey, pnutt come here

by Bitch.dont.fuck.with.me September 17, 2016

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

Putt-Putt-Ass

When you play mini golf with his dick and your asshole. His dick is the putter and your asshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.

"yeah my girl Stacey got that Putt-Putt-Ass fantasy but i haven't tried it yet."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016