Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

pagsy

to finger a girls ass while you fuck her pus.

'bro, she rates a Pagsy'

by The Penetrat0r October 2, 2015

Patty time

When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.

" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."

by Trisha Keno March 23, 2016

patshit

A patent that is complete shit

Dude1: have you seen that patent? Who the fuck would sell a lighter connected to a flashlight?!

Dude2: ya it was patshit !

by Skydufas September 4, 2016

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017