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Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.
Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.
by Owl King June 14, 2023
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NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE
"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"
by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023
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Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal
by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
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past life

A previous existence or identity, often romanticized or reflected upon, especially in the context of significant events or experiences.
In my past life, I was a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School who passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
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Fuck you Baldur's Gate guy and what are YOU doing? Are you just taking the meta narrative of MY thing writing a story around that? Jordan Peterson, Megyn Kelly, and Ben Shapiro collude to use the power of 'the ultimate brain' that they have enslaved for their own ends. Jordan Peterson has got DAME AYLIN imprisoned to make himself immortal. MY INITIALS. The two first merchants of the game? No? Because that look like that's what you did. The Dark Ugre? I would be quoting myself to say "Can you resist THE URGE?" AND the end of the Dark Urge is even a metacommentary on determinism. So that is CLEARLY a reference to me. I both wrote and AM the character. You did the same thing I did. And NO she can still be wrong to fuck him you piece of shit no that us not how that works.
Hym "No I am not just copy and pasting from YouTube. And to the extent that I am, I'm either doing it for clarity I the form of the definition of a word I'm going to riff on OR I'm doing it for ease where I'm copy and pasting MY OWN words to either move them around or transfer the from one box to the next OOOOR... OOOOR... I'm using some initial presupposition from there as either a starting point or evidence for the thing I want to talk about and it is WITHIN THE CONFINES of copyright law. There is an explicit carve-out for THE NEWS... Which is where I'm getting it. And to the extent that I'M NOT. It's from people who are peddling the same exact information as one another and citing the same studies. ACCORDING TO SUCHIR BALAJI (Who was whistleblower about AI NOT MEETING THE4 FACTOR CRITERIA FOR COPYRIGHT) WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT. So that is MORE than just your shitty, useless book getting dumped in as training data. MY IDEAS WHERE THE GOOD ONES. THEIR IDEAS weren't even THEIR ideas. So no I am not doing that. Fuck you. What is good about the story is ME. And Baldur's Gate games are USUALLY real time games, right?"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Hot Past

Sharing detailed accounts of your past sexual experiences with your significant other as a form of foreplay.
Hey babe I want to hear how much of a slut you were in your hot past.

Does my hot past turn you on?
by Bored Hubby November 24, 2025
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Past her prime

Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!
Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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