Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

para-glider

World ParaGliding Association has para-glider as a gliding kite where the "mooring" is let to fall by the attraction of gravity while the kite line is tensed against the kiting action of the the wing or wings. A para-glider was first first describe functionally in 1896 concerning an 1895 incident of a fugitive set of wings called parakites were coupled by a single tether; the lower wing acted as the resistive mooring to the upper wing; together the para-glider flew a long distance and glided down eventually. See book by Woglom called Parakites which is fully online available for reading.

Paragliders used in radio-controlled scale modelling are para-gliders, sometimes powered and sometimes not powered. Also, huge industrial para-gliders or paragliders are used. See Atair Insect for an example. Then there are the manned hang gliders that are gliding kites with one or more tethers as the kite lines to the wing coupled to the payload or pod to carry a mass of stuff or robot or engine or human pilot ...many choices.

by parakite November 2, 2011

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

paradasical

adjective. Anything having something to do with or representing Paradise, itself.

Joe: The hammock you put up is paradasical!

Amy: Yeah, relaxing in it does remind us of paradise, the real beach sand around it is paradasical, too.

by MrKrash December 13, 2012

paraboidal

A non-removable growth on ones skin.

Gertrude had a paraboidal on her neck that bulged as she spoke; it was not a pretty sight.

by Miercoles Franklin June 30, 2012

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013