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Paris

Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*

-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<

-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?

-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
by Liz2432 February 13, 2008
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paris hilton

1. hot bitch
2. rich bitch
3. whore
4. slut
5. hoe
6. makes a bad porno
14. looks good naked
paris hilton is so damn hot but her porno sucked
by hitler July 30, 2004
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paris hilton

someone who is overrated. however, i dont agree that everyone is saying. example: calling her anorexic is offensive to anerexic people. anerexia is a disease not a choice or flaw. shes alright in my opinion.
you: paris hilton is such an anerexic hoe.
me: ..you were wearing the same shirt as her yesturday..
by Lil Cutiex3 April 28, 2006
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Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.
I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
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Paxios

It's the most handsome guy in the world. He is a good Counterstrike-player and he has a friendly personality. He is sweet, funny and an amazing boyfriend. I'm glad i met him.
Paxios is a name.
by Paxios December 12, 2016
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parisien

n.Very chic person, as if has that arrived from paris airport, really.
adj.chic
This woman was a real mice mouthed among them, chic: Blonde and parisien.
by man!? May 27, 2017
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Paris

n 1 : a sentimental yearning for a reality that isn't genuine 2 : an irrecoverable condition for fantasy that evokes nostalgia or day dreams
Escape To Paris.
by AyyItsSams May 26, 2017
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