Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*
-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<
-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?
-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*
-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<
-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?
-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
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