pachinko

(n), (u)
1) one of the sources of funds for North Korea. Up to 30 percent of the pachinko industry is controlled by North Koreans and Japanese of Korean descent in Japan, and at least US $100 million a year is funneled across the Sea of Japan into their homeland via the Chongryon and North Korean-controlled banks

Do not want to play pachinko. Pachinko money does make street children in North Korea starve to death.

by Abajian November 3, 2005

Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010

pecking head

To be very annoying.

Shut up, you're peckin' 'ead.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Pankin

v. to spank someone with a flap-a-jack.

I gave her such a pankin that she could smell syrup for weeks.

We got rowdy last night and gave each other pankins all night long.

by Fluffer Nutter April 10, 2005

No Parking Zone

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011