I seen

What uneducated people say in place of "I saw".

Dumbass: Yo, I just seen that Lemony Snicket movie!

Me: Shut the hell up!

by Diane December 20, 2004

I came

A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.

1: *Post furry picture* HAY GUYS THIS IS HAWT!
2: I came!

by Jarvan January 08, 2005

GIRL I-

When someone says something so messed up or ridiculous that you don't know what to say except this

Person1: lol I just love the smell of my farts mmmmmmm
Person2: GIRL I-

by FruitFloatingThreateningly November 18, 2018

I accept that

Heard in Sons Of Anarchy. Means I can relate to or I can understand that. Also: I might not get it but it is fine by me; you are insulting me but I deserve it so it's ok.

You have wasted your life, time to do something with it!
I accept that

by busaraptor May 28, 2011

I think

A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.

I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.

by desuforeverlulz November 06, 2013

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

ied

(pronounced id)

verb -

The act of cuffing one hand, placing it under a male's testicles, and levitating the hand up then down in one quick fluid movement. The one who is doing the action can also stick his or her ring finger up the anus of the male that is being ieded.

Jeff: Last night was great. You should have stuck around! You would not believe what Gina did!

Mark: Did she ied you?!

Jeff: Twice!

by wwhbhfs September 11, 2009