When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
Get the Facebook Funkmug. by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
Get the Funkingmug. (noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
Get the twink funkmug. often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024
Get the brazilian funkmug. 1) Funk,
The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
Get the Funkmug. by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
Get the Junk Funkmug. by marcotoa January 19, 2025
Get the Funkmug.