a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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rockstar lifestyle, narcissistic tendencies, has cops on pay roll, laughs at his own jokes, loves looking at himself but doesnt love himself, does hit kids and animals, also farts alot, cracks good jokes that he more then likely stole from sb else, roid rage, road rage, has to have a spots car typically challenger, farts alot, also poops his pants sometimes, has hemorrhoids, farts alot, very successful business owner, did i mention he farts alot? also is a secret ballerina and wears pink, does sometimes love his kids but only when they make him look good, has ALOT and i mean ALOT of ball jockers
rockstar lifestyle, narcissistic tendencies, has cops on pay roll, laughs at his own jokes, loves looking at himself but doesnt love himself, does hit kids and animals, also farts alot, cracks good jokes that he more then likely stole from sb else, roid rage, road rage, has to have a spots car typically challenger, farts alot, also poops his pants sometimes, has hemorrhoids, farts alot, very successful business owner, did i mention he farts alot? also is a secret ballerina and wears pink, does sometimes love his kids but only when they make him look good, has ALOT and i mean ALOT of ball jockers
“dammm u seen debo funk?”
“yeah bro i wanna be just like him”
“u such a debo funk”
“man what?? i thought that was you”
“nigga that was my sister tf”
“i love debo funk”
“all the girls do”
“daumm what just came out of yo ass sum debo funk?”
“yeah bro i wanna be just like him”
“u such a debo funk”
“man what?? i thought that was you”
“nigga that was my sister tf”
“i love debo funk”
“all the girls do”
“daumm what just came out of yo ass sum debo funk?”
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