Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 09, 2019

Nonce

Beautiful inside and out

That man is such a nonce

by Massivechode September 15, 2019

Nonce

a word used by mainly British people to describe a nasty filthy paedophile

lily: "mr friend jus tried to touch me"
harry:"im gunna report that cunt, what a nonce"

by glitterfairy.com July 20, 2023

nonce

The uk slang for a paedophile or child rapist

That mans deffo a nonce stylll

by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 18, 2022

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 08, 2021

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 18, 2021