Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.
Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008
Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011
Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
by Mobiug May 18, 2010
This shirt has a nipple pocket
by Lasalle0412 May 05, 2016
by Sprman24 February 14, 2017