naked bird

(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. Can be found often pecking at a naked nest.

1. "Dude, did you see Chris shaved his balls? He's got a naked bird"

2. My naked bird was digging through that bitch's naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

Naked Cousin

naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )

naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.

I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.

He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.

Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.

by NudenTx August 13, 2009

Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

nakedmolerat

A ugly bitch with huge eyes that sucks everybodys dicks in the hood

She a fuckin nakedmolerat!!!

by Rugar May 12, 2007

naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008

Nakeding

The act of being Naked

Zack: Hey bruh, what are you up to?

Matt: Not much, just nakeding bro.

by Thatismattisthat December 2, 2010

naked boobs

a 9 year old dreams!

my little brothers history says " naked boobs "

by naked boobs April 20, 2018