who should have never been born

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who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 28, 2020

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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

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No, and never I will

The answer if someone tells you to download TikTok

If you dare tell me to download TikTok, No, and never I will.

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 10, 2020

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That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.

The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.

by Kempt September 17, 2020

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Never Not Nutting

A condition where if the person loses no nut november, they must nut every hour until november is done as punshiment.

" You lost NNN! Dude your gonna have to go through the punishment now."
" What the hell is the punishment?"
"Its called Never not nutting and you have to nut every hour dude"
"Fuck"

by SolaireTheNutGod November 2, 2020

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