My Tummy needs a hug

My tummy or stomach as normal people use is stating the fact that my brain is not working at the moment and i am unable to say my stomach or tummy as ECEs would say need food or to settle down but i would like you to give me a hug anyways just don't pat my tummy

Girl 1: well i should be leaving now

Girl 2: Bye wow

"My Tummy needs a hug"

Girl 1 and 3 and 4: huh? what?

Girl 2: ummm i need my tummy to settle down

by Girl #1 Blue Butterfly January 27, 2010

NeedleClubNightStabber

Guy who stabs guys with needles at clubs and spreads diseases with just the flick of a needle.

If you ever meet NeedleClubNightStabber... run, or you will get Aids

by J July 20, 2004

need to let 'um soak

What you say when (1) you're supposed to have washed a bunch of big cooking pots, (2) you don't and just fill them a little with water, and (3) someone asks why the pots have not been washed.

A: Hey! Weren't you supposed to wash all the dishes last night. B: I did except for these, I need to let 'um soak. A: You are so lazy.

by BillyBuggy July 20, 2010

need to pee

it's when you have the need to pee

Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok

by ico277 December 24, 2019

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

by Miagos November 9, 2020