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Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe
Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle
by Wjfb September 12, 2021
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nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis
1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.
by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021
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Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.
The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.
by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020
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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
mugGet the Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the assmug.

Coke nail

A fingernail, typically the pinky nail, that is kept long for the sole purpose of using cocaine
My dealer has a coke nail
by Geezusnut August 25, 2013
mugGet the Coke nailmug.

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.
After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!
by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023
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