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Who uses myspace anymore?
by clearly not May 13, 2010
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a place where insecure teens or lonely aldults who cant get any seek attention because they are concerned about their popularity. It becomes an unofficial contest on who has the most friends when in fact 75 percent of their so called "friends" they've never met. u may not know the person but as soon as you make eye contact with them, or share the same class, within hours that person will ask u if you will accept the dubious honor of being their friend on myspace. People decorate their myspace with fancy backgrounds hundreds of pictures, music videos which often overlap with their myspace profile song which really gets annoying. also due to the clutter of eveything you're computer will either slow down or freeze.

myspace has caused obsession, declining grades, pointless drama, and gossip. Its got to the point where the ultimate slap in the face is taking someone off you're friends list.
"i fuckin hate her! I'm taking her off my myspace!"
by Briscoe A. Greenwell May 11, 2006
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A website where people without friends go to make friends, but end up being molested by men aged 50 and up.
Bob(15 years): i was on myspace the other day
Sheral(Also 15):yea i met a wonderful guy the other day and i am going to meet him.
(two weeks later)
Bob: how was the meeting with the guy you met on Myspace?
Sheral: He was 60 years old and he molested me!
by geoffrey Schwereeen September 20, 2006
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Myspace is an online community full of millions-billions of people who probably dont know you but will add you for a "friend" There are places such as friendstorm.net where u get tons of adds from people you dont know. Myspace can be a popularity contest if you know the right people... And having to be 14 to be aloud to have one(you can lie) :Edit your profile with lots of codes or not. Post pictures and bulletins, blogs, visit forums, chatrooms, IM windows, comment others, its ridiculously addictive.
I'm addicted to myspace
by ckvamme October 24, 2006
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A degenerate rotting slump consisting of mortally depressed teenagers who take black and white photos of themselves at incredulously high angles, that are also woefully incapable of coding html.
Alex was a common Myspace dweller.
by Sarcastic Bastard November 1, 2007
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A website where almost every celebrity is on with a fake profile.
Myspace has the following users with a fake profiles: mariah carey, tyra banks, alsu and more.
by slivkaira July 15, 2006
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the hottest fucking person on the planet
them: i wonder who the hottest person in the world is
me: oh 100% myspacemama on tiktok. love u coy
by silly beefo appreciation November 24, 2021
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