Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Mildue-Milegals-Milf Hunting-What

Oi, this is a real word, i saw it was good

OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.

by Sam Permain February 23, 2005

mild rape

Getting sort of raped by sketchy fraternity guys, etc. There is no penetration, but, you know mild rape occurs

I was at Gamma delta iota this weekend and got mild raped by this brah

by go fuck yaself February 17, 2009

mildewy cheese

the cheese you find in the back of your refigorator that u dont remember buying

Erica :MOM! is that mildewy cheese in the back of the refridgorator?
mom: i dont remember buying that, just leave it there it might be good

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

Mile club

Getting an Uber or a Lyft and making out seeing how many miles you can go and how far into the making out you can go before the driver finally kicks you out, or you get to your destination.

We finally made it into the ten mile club

by Stdickolous January 14, 2016

mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly May 5, 2016

mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016