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Madisen

madisen is a very sensitive human being. she doesn’t really enjoy her name, but doesn’t mind it that much. she usually has dark hair and dark eyes. she’s a very nice person and from what i hear is amazing in bed. if you meet a madisen then ur very very lucky. they aren’t everywhere especially if their names spelt m-a-d-i-s-e-n so always treasure her. and NEVER EVER PLAY HER. she’s usually a soccer player, and soccer players are like family so be careful boys. anyways make sure you treasure her💜
boy: damn who’s that?”
girl: “ if that’s madisen. i hear she’s pretty nice
boy:” ok then... see yah...”
by -doesn’t matter- January 29, 2021
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Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…
Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*
by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022
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Madisyn

Madisyn is a very special girl but when shes away from a man with W rizz she just can't stop wanting to get close to him. and walks like a penguin.
"Madisyn why do you walk like that??!!?"
by w rizz man November 17, 2022
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Drawnback midiot

A drawnback midiot is an individual who has a mental retardation. They generally have low intelligence and have the mentality of someone a lot younger than them.
James is 17 but is stuck in 7th grade. He has no basic logic and makes stupid jokes. He's a real drawnback midiot.
by Kolosis August 18, 2018
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Anthony and Madison

Anthony and Madison are the single most compatible names of all time. Both are absolutely gorgeous humans and they love hard. When together Anthony and Madison's sex life is explosive, passionate and deep. The true meaning of love making. Anthony is loyal and will fight for what he loves, and Madison needs to feel the kind of love Anthony can give. Perfect Match. Find each other and it's forever.
Anthony and Madison are the hottest couple in the world.
by Wordsworth wonderful May 15, 2018
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Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler
"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler
by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010
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University of Wisconsin Madison

It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.
"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"

"It's a Badger game."
by Zarathustrabreakingtablets October 17, 2008
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