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J’meer

J’Meer is an amazing guy but he’s kinda crazy. When you meet him you basically have no choice but to fall in love with him because he has a magnetic and enticing personality. He’s really sweet but if he’s in a bad mood, just stay away. He is one of the most interesting and unique people you’ll ever meet, you’ll never forget him.
Friend 1: J’meer is so weird
Friend 2: nah, he’s just a different level of dope that you cant even comprehend.
by Viper Strike November 22, 2021
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Swear Meerkat

Someone who sticks their neck put and pulls an expression whenever they hear a swear word at a house party.
Garry: "did you see the way she was looking when Chris said the word cunt?"
Vince: "yeah mate that katie is a proper swear meerkat"
by TheDevil'sAdvocate December 11, 2021
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Tom Meers

A superior being with a youtube channel, he is better then you and will always be, he does brawl stars videos that are epic (even more then Rey or OJ or even Kairos but maybe not Mcds). He has is very OWN discord server! He rekts 9 yr toxic kids
cheese borgar is good but not as good as Tom Meers Borgar
by Tom Meers borgar April 7, 2022
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Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.
Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)
by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear
Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear
by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023
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Jah'meer

Jah’meer is the embodiment of athletic perfection, a paragon of strength, agility, and grace. As a tall Black male with meticulously styled dreadlocks that cascade down his back, he commands attention both on and off the field. His chiseled physique speaks to countless hours of dedication, and he excels in every sport he touches, from basketball to track. His speed is unparalleled, his endurance unwavering, and his skillset vast, making him a formidable competitor and an inspiring teammate. Beyond his physical prowess, Jah’meer exudes a charismatic confidence and humble demeanor, earning admiration and respect from peers and coaches alike. As a boyfriend, he is equally perfect—attentive, loving, and endlessly supportive. His intimate skills are unparalleled, as he is known for his impressive endowment and prowess in bed, ensuring that his partner always feels cherished and satisfied. His discipline and drive are matched only by his genuine kindness, making him not just a perfect athlete and partner, but a perfect individual in the eyes of all who know him.
Jah'meer is like crazy athletic.
by TN.JAH May 28, 2024
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