Math Teacher

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

by MIF's baby March 1, 2007

math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.

by trians December 28, 2008

Math Chem

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific content that comes from exactly line 19 in chapter 15, section 7 to the left of Figure 15-34. Not knowing that will lower your grade by withdrawing 60 points where no amount of extra credit will save you, and your lack of bs knowledge will lead to your suffering for all eternity.

DUDE! I HATE math chem!!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest test grade i got was a D-.

by Young-Min March 16, 2005

Math Kid

A fanboy of math rock and all things surrounding the genre.
Typically has short hair combined with a fringe that covers a large portion of the face.

popular math bands, which the math kid loves, are;

Piglet
Giraffes? Giraffes!
nuito
battles
Three trapped tigers
Minus the bear.
Atlas

Math kids are often linked to mathcore kids, who are more metalcore/hardcore influenced. Includes 'math' esque rhythms and screaming over chopped up dissonant guitars and unusual time signatures such as 7/16

Popular bands amongst mathcore kids would be;
Converge
Dillinger Escape Plan
Rolo Tomassi
Horse the band.

"Maaaan, that kid was so math, did you see his fringe?"

"*sounds of drones"

"man, that mathcore band were crazy, did you hear their synth and crazy guitars, they were crazy."

"Did you see that math kid, he was well mathy."

by MATHY1234 December 23, 2009

math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.

Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.

by MissHalfie March 5, 2011

math class

Math class is for nerds.

"although its true, jackass, that i have never used calculus in a supermarket, i do use it and trigonometry in my 3d animation work and programming, making more in a day that you do all year flipping burgers"

Which brings us to the definition of English class... Poor bastard. ;-)

Gee, I wish I'd taken English instead of math class.

by stratus August 7, 2004

math whore

one who answers all the questions in math class

Jessica, you are such a math whore! you keep stealing my answers!

by matchboxheaven July 2, 2006