machan

means friend or buddy
comes from Sinhalese Slang, official language of Sri Lanka

wht are you saying machan?

by O'shara June 23, 2007

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.

"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"

by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009

Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

by castlehoff April 23, 2011

rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.

"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"

by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005

trip machine

A children's song about trippin' up on sex.

Mammy, will you sing trip machine?

Ahh... Give it me good.

by Zefi April 14, 2008

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008