fresh and loose

If you're feeling fresh and loose you're feeling spontaneous, off the cuff. Applies to scenarios where you wouldn't usually indulge in something but hey... since we're feeling fresh and loose.

You know, the wife hadn't bought any potato chips from the grocery store in months. She must have been feeling fresh and loose yesterday though because she came in with the 48 variety pack!

by Purple McDonald October 2, 2017

loose hotdog

A penis that is in a overly larger vagina

You need to get your pants and take your loose hotdog home.

by pseudobam March 29, 2017

Loose lemonade

The mysterious substance that Elijah keeps saying he will bring to parties but never does.

"You should've told me you were bringing cake, I would've brought some loose lemonade."

by Hexygonical May 24, 2017

Loose

What retarded people say when they think something isn’t cool like the opposite of tight

“You’re loose for saying loose”

by Jdjjdjdjdjdjxjcjdjs December 2, 2017

Loose your virginity

When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.

I lost my virginity, When will you loose your virginity?

by TommyIsNotTommy March 3, 2018

Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017

loose linguini

A loosew jitalian hooker that is knwn for not packing her goods. and i mean her vagina , a very loose one. It's also known as gonohorrea in the vagina.

Dude this girl had a loose linguini, so i put some red sauce on it and ate it..

by CisGender September 7, 2016