cleveland cheeto

Shit covered in Cheeto dust and spread on your chest.

"Scotty hates when she asks for a Cleveland Cheeto and he only has corn chips"

by THEKennyLetter January 7, 2024

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

bleveland

blood way for saying Cleveland Ave in Atlanta

“Cut out that nigga eyes he-

That nigga over with, I-
Nigga- nigga tried-
Nigga thought I was lackin', walkin' down Bleveland
Nigga, that's my hood, dickhead
Know I got some big shit
Extra bullets in my jumpsuit too
Walkin' 'round this bitch like Mega-Man
And, nigga, free Tay-K
On Blood, nigga”- Baby Kia on the song OD CRASHIN

by EBK Boston April 22, 2024

Cleveland chills

Type of blowjob, where the person giving blowjob first keeps few ice cubes in mouth for few seconds and then immediately gives a blowjob with an icy cold mouth giving a refreshing twist of oral on the recipient’s dick

She got on her knees to give him the pleasure of Cleveland Chills

by KashMoney-USA April 24, 2024