Kaleb

Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!

TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever

Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.

by dawhitegayboi September 14, 2022

Kaleb Fowler

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.
Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:

Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.
…
Me: I love Kaleb Fowler.

by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

Kaleb Fowler

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.

Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:
Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.

by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store

Damn that's some nice kale

by daddyhakcsonly23 October 7, 2022

kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying

“hi i’m a bitch!”
“who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley

by rollinginturf October 21, 2022

Kaleah

The most mentally unstable person you will ever meet. She often jokes about killing herself but little does anyone know, it’s not a joke. She hates herself.

Evan: “Hey, I just started talking to this girl named Kaleah. She has BPD.”

Brooke: “Good luck with that”

by Kaleah727 October 29, 2022

Kalarah

Kalarah is Logans wife L0L

random guy: Damn who is that sexc hyena
Some other guy: Na bro, thats Logans missus g, logan will bash u if you go near her..trust
random guy: aye not even ow, whats her name
The other guy: you cant even say her name w/o logan coming around for oneoutz but ill spell it out for you... K-A-L-A-R-A-H
random guy: AYE KALARAH *dies because Logan bell KOed da bih out

by akani in the future December 22, 2022