Flax Jones

The most badass motherfucker in the west. He will steal yo bitch and has a dick bigger than yours.

Person 1: Have you heard of Flax Jones?
Person 2: Of course I have! He's the most badass motherfucker in the west!!!

by GodKingMorris October 20, 2020

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Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

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lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!

guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;

by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017

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candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

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sara jones

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate

sara jones is thicc asf

by hehe booty May 31, 2019

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mia jones

A character played by Nina dobrev in the Canadian show degrassi. Mia is a high school student at degrassi high and has a child named Isabella also called Bella. Mia is a model and ends up moving to Paris.

Is that Mia Jones, woah she looks great today.

by anonymous May 12, 2021

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