New Jersey

By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military).

#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.

A $15 toll?

Thats New Jersey for you.

by AfricanSnowOwl January 24, 2011

Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

by flosie August 3, 2009

New Jersey

The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.

Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.

North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."

by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018

New Jersey

Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.

If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.

The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.

by aquarius32 January 1, 2010

It's a Jersey Thing

I'd tell you, but you'd have to be from Jersey to get it.

Pauly D: "I swear! It's a Jersey Thing!"

Mike: "Yeah, you'd have to be from Jersey!"

by J-Wizzle . April 30, 2011

Jersey Girl

A female born and raised in New Jersey, often very damaged by this, but still proud of it. A lot of times these women are spoiled princesses who have everything handed to them, including a VW or Honda that Daddy bought her. Other ones are the chillest girls out. They like to party, confuse and abuse unwitting men, and rarely leave the state. If they do, well you can take the Jersey Girl out of Jersey, but....

Me: Bro, I don't get this stunt I met at the Shore. Five days ago she begged me to come over, smoke her out and hit the skins, but now she won't answer my txts.
Friend: That's a Jersey Girl for ya.

by Frank Lumber March 7, 2007

New Jersey

The illest, most hardcore state in America. The ghettos are the most ghettoy in the world and the rich parts are the richest in the world. North Jersey is the car jacking capital of the world, with Newark having more car jackings than NYC and LA combined. New Jersey is also home to some of the richest counties in the country, such as Hunterdon Country, Somerset County, Morris County, and Bergen County.

In short New Jersey goes harder than any other state

Non-New Jerseyian: "hey man whats it like to like in shitty JOISEY hehehe"

New Jerseyian: Ya know what mutherfucker, get out da car, it's mine now

by illmatic1492 August 25, 2009