jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

Jeff

Noun: A guy who seems really amazing at first, but actually he is just a mean bitter dude who is mean to your kids and then dumps you via ghosting after 2 1/2 years. Pretty much the epitome of dickheadedness due to stunted emotional development and lack of empathy.

Verb: Ultimate dick move

" He Jeffed up"; " He pulled a Jeff"; " Lets Jeff some shit up!"

by FuzzyButthair March 4, 2019

Jeff

A sexy guy who i love. He can come across as rough but he has the best heart and biggest d#ck.lol.
He thinks i use him...not true! Luvs

I love Jeff so much and i wanna be with him

by Sexyyyygrlll3939 September 24, 2019

Jeffapalooza!

A raucous event celebrated annually by college males named Jeff. Ceremonies involve general merrymaking accompanied by frivolous spending. The event must culminate with roadside vegetation urination, vomiting in urinals, and consumption of either, gator dogs or pie hole.

"Did you go to Jeffapalooza! last weekend?"
"No."
"Dude it was dopelicious."

by Weeser October 12, 2011

Jeff

A person that is a person and likes food

Jeff is amazing.

by fufgkiykgulolouo October 28, 2017