blackimus jackimus

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Im gonna Blakcimus Jackimus this bitch until she Blackimus Jackimus

by Stormsurge 420 June 24, 2022

pull a Jackie

In a game of doubles standing still and having your partner do all the running after the ball.

In the Match Joy ran from one side of the court to the other, to get the ball, and then back to the other side to return the ball, yet again. Joy's partners lack in the game made it clear she was about to pull a Jackie.

by Armandooooo April 18, 2008

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

Jackie

Standard unit measuring mass. One Jackie is roughly equivalent to the mass of 6 standard fun size candy bars. Can be abbreviated Jc

Friend 1: Ugh. I just ate seven Jackies of schnitzel.
Friend 2: That's crazy! How are you still alive? I can't even finish 2 Jcs!

by PapaKev October 31, 2012

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

Jackinthebox

What you would use to describe a Jackass if your Grandmother was present and you cared about her ears.

-This guy's a total jackinthebox, he left his gf for his gf's bff and now they're cushin' it.

by Avalone November 6, 2007

Jackie-O's

Breakfast cereal containing one or more person's semen.

My roommate is such a douche so today for breakfast I gave him a bowl of Jackie-O's.

by IssaTheFiend February 20, 2010