Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

:Japanese Ogre:

Slack emoji used to signify Mark is a Twat

Me - Yo yo yo dawg :Japanese Ogre:
Everyone - For real!

by SlankenSlacker September 2, 2021

Japanese Cannon

The act if inserting a butt plug before eating a large amount of taco bell, then waiting 30 minutes and bending over and letting it fly.

Dude, I got hit with a japanese cannon yesterday.

by shitwizard130 June 16, 2025

Japanese Jelly Wall

A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.

Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.

by Koytt madre December 8, 2020

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !

Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.

by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019

Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

Japanese Writer

A writer who's primary goal is to make any children in their chosen media suffer as much as possible. Examples: Made in the Abyss, Fuga Melodies of Steel, Asura's Wrath, and so on.

"Don't you find an odd pattern in eastern media where children often seem to just get brutalized?" "Well yea, they got Japanese writers. Best way to get the empathy or shock out of someone is to show a child experiencing the worst #### known to man."

by GarbageGoose December 14, 2023