Victims of stupid Americans bastardizing their heritage to try and sound cool and/or tough. So-called "Italians" talk with fake Brooklyn accents, eat Chef Boyardee ravioli and Domino's Pizza, and keep the first three buttons of their shirts unbuttoned so as to expose unsightly, bristly black chest hair, often complemented by a gold chain necklace. Calls friends "paizan" or "gumba" and thinks phrases such as "Donde esta?" and "'Ey chico!" are Italian. Often claims ties to the mafia in whatever major city is closest to the suburb they live in. Usually feel the need to make proclaimations such as "Yo, I'm Italian!"
"Yo, I'm 9% Italian. Respect me or I'll break ye' face and you'll be swimmin' wit' de fishes. Capisce? I tought so."
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
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by italiangirlll March 3, 2010
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by Dr. Lick December 19, 2008
Get the Italian Bullet mug.VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
by your.real.name123 November 3, 2010
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OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.
by Leslie the 'inlove' August 11, 2008
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guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
by i.d.04 July 11, 2004
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the itiaians are just nice. not bad at all. italians are one of the most nicest races of all time. one other is asian.(of course, i am asian.)
by aboy May 27, 2007
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