Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S January 27, 2016

Cabbage style

Performing an action or emulating the manner of cabbage; to do one’s best or not at all. Primarily a mildly peppery thing to add to sentences to annoy your coworkers and family.

Landon: what are those dogs doing?
Skylar: they’re going at it cabbage style!

Example 2:
Lauren: God I am so hungover. We drank too much at the bachelorette party.
Landon: Drank too much cabbage style?
Lauren: Get bent Landon.

by 6beers in 2balls Out October 23, 2022

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!

He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him

by jgcskd December 17, 2017

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 27, 2011