When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
by Daddy Kisses February 01, 2017
Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 09, 2012
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017
when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.
"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"
by four on the floor September 21, 2011
by nick April 29, 2004
When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.
by kpg September 28, 2012
A phrase describing the death of a person presumed killed by the Clintons' or their goons.
More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.
More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.
Ron Brown is believed to have taken an Arkansas Dirt Bath. Found with a bullet hole in the back of his head, no investigation was ever done.
by Victor Komar February 04, 2006