Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011

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Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it

Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"

by iamllama89 June 8, 2009

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Sass-Bag

One who is full of "sass", and never-ending comebacks. Happens frequently with undisciplined children, always with a smart remark.

Dude, you never shut up. You're a sass-bag bro.

by Chris Magoo 2 March 8, 2011

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Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

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