potatoes with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."

Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

mouth-horny

The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.

He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.

by Emu Loving Llama June 16, 2009

Mouth Piece

A lawyer.

My boy is facing 20 years to life…. He better get himself a good mouth piece!!

by Badboykilla April 25, 2022

mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009

zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.

I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

by Chris Lamb April 25, 2006

Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .

Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth

by SGW86 December 2, 2014

Magma Mouth

A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.

"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."

by emmaruby January 13, 2008