Lay it low and spread it wide

A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.

I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.

He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.

by KB_M December 29, 2017

flamin hot lays

where you perform sensual acts with a giraffe, then light its tale on fire and douse it with gasoline

dude, did you hear that jimmy had some flamin hot lays?

by stephanie drumstick December 15, 2007

Labie (lay-be) v. n.

The female version of a tea bag, where the girl dips her outer labia onto, or into someone or something. Of course the girl must have roast beef for this to be possible.

The bitch gave the omelet a labie before serving it to the assholes at the table in the corner.

by shadyside May 16, 2005

Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

by The People's Chump January 17, 2023

nickel lay mattress back

A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.

"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

dieu lay lo may

a stub from an answer on << Gwailo >>

In 80's Hong Kong, this is a phrase a lot of sweary British sailors picked up from their Chinese shipmates (HMS Swift 1987). I was told it means

' Go fuck your mother' but then I'm not Cantonese - just another gwailo....

'hey English boy ! Dieu lay lo may ! '
' Yeah fuck you too Lee - see you Kowloon side'

by Lee Metford December 6, 2017

5-lay her burrito

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina

Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.

by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010