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Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.
Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy
by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010
mugGet the Bed Piracymug.

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
mugGet the Breakfast in bedmug.

Bed and Bongfest

A hotboxed bunkbed located in UCSC Stevenson House 5, inhabited by the chillest stoners you will ever meet.
Dude, let's go bed and bongfest!!
by Mr. BRP February 20, 2011
mugGet the Bed and Bongfestmug.

Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks
man you remind me of bed driving
by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021
mugGet the Bed Drivingmug.

fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.
"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"
by Fakerac May 19, 2020
mugGet the fnaf bedmug.

get to bed

simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed
Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!
by jordan engel November 9, 2008
mugGet the get to bedmug.

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.
Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"
by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011
mugGet the bed graveymug.

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