When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
Get the Human Kebabmug. A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.
by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014
Get the human accordionmug. 
3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
Get the Human Shtencipedemug. The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
Get the Human Microwavemug. We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023
Get the Human Cannonballmug. When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022
Get the Human torpedomug.