Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.
Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.
by DJ TMONEY15 January 18, 2011
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 12, 2019
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Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796
Chad is a human god and a human angel
by Human god September 27, 2020
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Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.
Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out
by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017
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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 24, 2023
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Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 01, 2023
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Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."
by The Granite Guzzler June 01, 2021
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