houstie

slippy wee man, who will still ur shoes if ur not careful.

The man from strabane was a slippy wee man

by Harky October 10, 2003

hustey

A term referring to a stupid person. Referring especially to nerds.

Man, he's been h4x0ring all day... hes so hustey

by bob2w3e December 20, 2007

houstie

Doush bag from dirtybane who drives a shitty nova,which he stole of his own granny, whos house he ransacked, leaving only soap and shampoo as he doesnt wash. smelly wee fucker

Uh come on, dont be a houstie and go wash that shite from your legs.

by spidey boy October 27, 2003

Houston Rocket

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

Houstalegavegaster

a strippper that works at your house.

Are you a houstalegavegaster?
Yes yes i m

by micid May 19, 2010

the hustle

When plans are ruined by an outside force. The term was originally used in this context by Paul Lizotte and Will Keel.

"Damn, that was the hustle."

by Will June 19, 2004

side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.

Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.

by Tommy_John December 4, 2015