Definitions by Harky
houstie
Wee hood who screams in pain as he waxes his funny eyebrows,while plotting wot car he should steal next.Enjoys stealing toilet roll and jam from his local college along with his greasy accomplice.Should not be trusted with a paper bag,as he will probably steal it along with ur pritt stick and go get high.Scumbags of the earth.
Here ya wee houstie where did all these napkins and cutlery come from? ya didnt rob the church cafe again did ya?!
mckibbon
Little man who enjoys putting facial tan on and dying his hair, ie, anything very gay.Sectarian in nature and enjoys slabbering to women.
You know what you are, you're a fuckin mckibbon. Now give your sister back her knickers and L'Oreal exfoliater, fucksake.