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Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"
by Nigaliga March 12, 2014
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hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
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doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.
"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."
by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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nigga handful

When someone grabs a huge handful of something being offered for free.
I offered her a piece of candy and she took a nigga handful!
by El Coco Loco July 26, 2015
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Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
by Jarosz January 17, 2016
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Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018
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