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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly
logan just gave me a tickle goose
by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 6, 2022
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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020
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goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.
by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016
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goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
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Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!
by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019
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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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