ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 07, 2012

Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.

"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"

by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016

Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch August 31, 2011

Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.

Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.

by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 02, 2020

Ghost hole

When someone trips or falls for no good reason and nothing is around to trip you

John hit a Ghost hole and fell in the street

by Firestorm88 July 28, 2016

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020