Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

ghost sip

The action of lifting a cup of tea or coffee (cuppa) to your lips, having momentarily forgotten you had the last sip a few minutes ago. The action of a ghost sip is often followed by an expletive.

*lifts empty tea cup to mouth expectantly* "Whore's piss! Fucking ghost sipped!"

by money making game November 21, 2010

foods ghost

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008

Ghost Scare

1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.

"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"

by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009

play the ghost

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.

"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."

by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

ghost in the stalls

A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.

Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"

Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."

by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 6, 2014