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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.
by Sandancer69 March 27, 2025
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funk nugget

someone with a generally small build who is full of spunk and funk
generally very feisty
can also mean a bit of small poop that looks a bit off
Mizza: you see her over there
Mozza: yeh shes a funk nugget

Mozza: yo i just pooped out a funky poop
Mizza: dont you mean a funk nugget
by um....yeh February 24, 2020
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bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).
She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
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Reverend of Funk

Eric is most definitely the Reverend of Funk.
by EricTheReverendofFunk February 4, 2010
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theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!
by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019
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Funk Soup

When a male finishes inside of a female and the secretion of the male mixes with the females vaginal fluid
“Yeah I just hit Hannah with the funk soup last night
by FunkyMark May 21, 2023
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Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.
"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"
by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009
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