White Friday

Black Friday but it's held in Africa.
If white countries celebrate Black Friday, then black countries should celebrate White Friday.

Guy 1: Today is White Friday!
Guy 2: You mean Black Friday?
Guy 1: No nibba, we're in Africa that's what it is called.

by STGamer December 11, 2018

Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday

"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"

by Chad man bro November 26, 2009

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Freak of Friday

{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.

For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.

He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.

The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.

The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.

Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Friday Eve

Commonly mistaken as Thursday, "Friday Eve" is much shorter than a regular work day, actually occuring during work hours on Friday. It's not until one's work for the day is done, that Friday truly begins.

"Happy Friday Eve! I can't wait until work is over so I can enjoy the start of my Friday."

by Su Deau Nihm October 24, 2018

bulletproof friday

A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)

"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"

"At least its bulletproof friday"

by Pringal Jugar October 3, 2019

Curry Friday

A popular tradition that has spread through certain parts of the UK, that involves replacing the common 'fish and chips' on a friday, with a curry.
It originated in Birmingham, and today is followed religiously by many British citizens.

Me: What's for dinner?
Mum: Are you serious?!!?!?!?! It's Curry Friday! Don't ask stupid questions..

by Displonker May 31, 2011